Introducing the officially digitally remastered Beader Late Than Never beading pun booklet! A collaboration between Vanishing Pearl, her partner Ixo, and Pearl's stream community on Twitch of the silliest of beading related jokes and puns around! Includes 30 bead splitting jokes and acknowledgement of this project's supporters. Thanks so much, this wouldn't bead possible without all of you lovely peoples.

This listing is for either:

The standard print edition, which is exactly like the pdf listing but in person. This was, of course, designed with the intention of being a coloring book as well!

OR

The DELUXE edition that will come with a limited edition run of a never before seen luchador stash tackler sticker and a foldout copy of the Stitch-N-Bitch movie poster featuring Kazooka Pearl and Buff Reginald.

Purchase of this listing also includes a downloadable copy of the PDF to use how you like. Enjoy!

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Beader Late Than Never

Now With More Findings!

By popular demand (?!) this expanded and updated version of the beloved (?!!) original book returns for a whole new audience to enjoy. Hopefully.

Vanishing Pearl has twenty years of beading specific experience, beginning

her foray into the artform at the young, young age of thirteen. Her creative

motivations are a secret, but only because it’s hard to pick ‘em out of all

the random ideas floating around in her noggin. The RNG gods have a

heyday mashing stuff together up in there.

Her experimental streak encourages plumbing the depths of creative rabbit

holes like using found objects (picked up off the ground usually), climbing

the peaks and valleys of geometric forms, and y’know, visual gags and

puns.

“If you don’t walk away laughing AT my work, then I’ve done my job wrong.”

Ixo has zero years of beading specific experience, and it’s painfully obvious.

He’s picking up things by osmosis as he goes though, and is pretty sure that:

• Right angle weave is something your hair dresser puts in.

• Bugle beads make excellent additions to jazz combos.

• Herringbone is what you get after you’ve eaten all the herring.

This book is the result of many years of highly astute study into the art, to

show what he’s learned.

“Yeah, what she said.”